10. He thinks he might know who the father of Stephanie’s new baby is.
9. Britney Spears will face Rey Mysterio at the Great American Bash in a Hair V. Mask match.
8. Shane McMahon has officially changed his name to Simba.
7. He now officially has more myspace friends than Tom.
6. He and Zach Gowen won the Annual WWE Three Legged Race.
5. He is officially suing Petey Williams because Vince believes the Montreal Screw Job proves he is the original Canadian Destroyer.
4. They tried to make him watch the Condemned. He said NO! NO! NO!
3. Hornswoggle was not his illegitimate child… but Vince Russo is!
2. He is suspending himself of 60 days, as he has once again violated his own Wellness Plan.
1. From this point forward, storyline continuity will no longer be such a major concern for the writing staff.
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